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My Beautiful Bionic Commando

Posted: January 13th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: Uncategorized | Comments Off

We started out on the run,

Fleeing an exploding building.

I looked at Spence and said this is fun,

But he just said something about dual-wielding.

He shot a guy in the leg, a soldier from the Empire of Badds.

That guy tried to laser my face,

But my Spence put him back in his place. Stupid Imperial spazz.

And in that moment I realized:

He was beautiful,

My very own Bionic Commando.

He had a retractable arm

And tactical charm

A half-man half-cyborg Rambo.

So we came upon a ledge,

but luckily we didn’t fall off the edge.

The next platform we were trying to reach didn’t look that far

So I told Spence lets jump, it won’t be hard.

He looked at me and laughed, and just then his Bionic arm attached

itself to a post-looking thing, he grabbed me and we began to swing.

And in that moment, I realized:

He was beautiful,

My very own Bionic Commando.

He had a retractable arm

And tactical charm

A half-man half-cyborg Rambo.

We got back to the Federation alive,

And Spence told me to wait inside.

I calmly obliged while he debriefed his superiors outside

His arm looked so shiny, his face worn, yet brave

We did what we came to do, and we didn’t have to hit save.

Spence stopped the bad guys and I got to come along for the ride.

What a great time, me and my beautiful Bionic Commando.


I heard you talking about me after I left the elevator.

Posted: January 6th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: Uncategorized | 2 Comments »

These closing walls have ears.

And eyes.

Because I installed a web cam in there last week so I can see what you’re saying about me any time I want.

Weirdo.