Ode to Bromantic Moments

You and your friends, imbibing at your favorite establishment,

The perfect place for enjoying times well spent.

Like singing in unison to your favorite song,

Or noticing a tigress with an enchanting thong.

But sometimes things can get out of hand,

Where you find yourself the next morning trying to understand.

What did we discuss and what was said?

I recall emotionally putting my arm around Ted.

And sharing with him the story of how he saved my life.

When I was stuck in the middle of a shame spree of strife.

Did I really tell him, “You touched my heart, you freakin’ care,

I will always remember that, I love you, Big Bear.”?

Yet what’s so wrong about a little fraternal affection?

You try to reason to yourself while you’re deep in reflection.

It was a slip of the tongue, nothing more, nothing less

All you did was completely mutilate your rugged manliness.