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Dear gum. (song)

Posted: September 1st, 2009 | Author: | Filed under: Uncategorized | 3 Comments »

Dear gum on the bottom of my shoe,

I really hate you and all that you do.

 

Where do you get off attaching yourself to me?

I was just walking by and there you are, stuck underneath.

I try to pull away, but you just sit there, all green.

 

Dear gum on the bottom of my shoe,

I really hate you and all that you do.

 

I scrape you against the ground, and on the side of a chair

While you get stretched and pick up pieces of hair.

You’re gross, disgusting, I freaking hate you to death

If I could kill you, I would, but you don’t have a breath.

 

Dear gum on the bottom of my shoe,

I really hate you and all that you do.


3 Comments on “Dear gum. (song)”

  1. 1 Becky said at 3:18 pm on September 3rd, 2009:

    What about poo on the bottom of the shoe?
    That sucks too.

  2. 2 admin said at 3:29 pm on September 3rd, 2009:

    That’s right. And thanks for making your comment rhyme.

  3. 3 aaron said at 1:35 pm on August 22nd, 2014:

    .

    благодарствую….