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Ballad of the hot-dog eating champion.

Posted: August 20th, 2009 | Author: | Filed under: Uncategorized | 6 Comments »

Consumption is a function that I quite enjoy,
Whether it’s a gargantuan steak or a massive po-boy.
Meat and potatoes, dressings and cheese,
I’ve never met any food-like item that I wouldn’t eat.

But there is one thing that stands above the rest,
It’s a little bit of this and little bit of that, yet it’s the best.
It’s better than the sum of its parts
And eating it fast really isn’t that hard.

It’s a hot dog and it rocks hard
I break it apart, dip the bun in water and scarf
It down, then repeat the process until the timer goes off
Then pow, I bow, shake a hand and cough.
I’m the winner again and I’m going to try not to barf.

6 Comments on “Ballad of the hot-dog eating champion.”

  1. 1 Becky said at 11:40 pm on August 20th, 2009:

    Love it. I miss this stuff. I can’t wait to read more.

  2. 2 Ashley said at 4:29 pm on August 25th, 2009:

    You certainly did you research. I feel like I am there =)

  3. 3 admin said at 4:33 pm on August 25th, 2009:

    No research. Just fond memories.

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  5. 5 Tony said at 1:31 pm on August 22nd, 2014:

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  6. 6 Jesus said at 1:52 pm on August 22nd, 2014:

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